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Friday, 13 November 2015

'The Poo Stare'

Please don't get embarrassed,
No need to freak out,
But I've had a big lunch,
And its one-in, one-out,

Don't look so worried
I'm never in pain,
But at least once a day,
I must squeeze and strain.

I'm only a baby,
So must make some space,
And the moment I do,
I will STARE at your face.

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