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Saturday, 14 November 2015

The Secret Diary of a 7 Month Old (Part 6)


MONDAY
Cried all afternoon. Big people wanted me to sleep but I was far too tired for that.

TUESDAY
Puked on three different outfits today just as they got me into them. Made the big person cry. Felt guilty which made me do a poo. It leaked. Felt even more guilty. Puked again. Went to sleep.

WEDNESDAY
Getting sick of complete strangers squeezing my cheeks. Here’s an idea – if I don’t know you, don’t touch my face. How does that sound?

THURSDAY
Managed to burp, puke and then sneeze all over the sofa. What a mess. But what a feeling!

FRIDAY
Got taken to a fancy room with loads of lights and mirrors and stuff to touch. Was so excited. Slept right through it.

SATURDAY
Don’t think I’ve pooed for a while. I used to poo all the time. Should I be worried?

SUNDAY
Laughed properly today, like one of the big people. It felt amazing. Then got tired and screamed the house down. Life is so confusing.

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