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Thursday, 11 February 2016

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And you've had an accident that wasn't your fault, haven't you?
Who'll pay for your funeral?
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And there'll be a funeral to pay for.
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Now.
Don't worry about the interest.
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Actually, scrap ALL this.
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With that loan money we gave you.
Because you might die soon.

Remember?

1 comment:

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