1.I'd rather see my child's empty plate at the end of a meal than my lottery numbers come up.
2.A toddler can spot stray dummies like a hawk spots field mice.
3.Kids get pop up book.
Kids wreck pop up book
Parents buy new pop up book.
Kids totally fucking destroy new book in seconds.
4.I should have tried a breast milk latte while I had the chance.
5.Reading a book to your child that you haven't already previously read 4,947 times is INCREDIBLE.